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You guys know I (Jeni) adore you all, and LOVE having our morning coffee together. So, I’m going to be very honest about what’s on my mind this morning. My belly. I call her, “Squishy.” I’ve been working out lately, and really trying hard to lose this icky weight. Here are some of the hysterically sad realities of having a Squishy:
- The Folding Method. Yes, it’s a harsh reality. Folding my Squishy to get into my jeans. It’s sad, guys. I feel like I’m kneading dough, just to get my jeans on! Then, of course, I have to wear a longer shirt just to cover up the bulge around the zipper. Looks like I crammed a loaf of bread in my pants. And that is not only suspicious looking – it’s uncomfortable.
- The Butt-Crack Disorder. This is when your belly sicks out more than your pathetically flat rear end, so your jeans constantly need to be pulled up in the back. I’m not trying to start a fad for girls to wear their pants low enough to show off their underwear, I swear.
- The Crease. Ahhh, yes. This is jeans that create a permanent crease in them, because of my belly. It would be pretty cool if the crease was in the LEGS of my Wranglers, and it was 1995. But this crease is around the button, from the pressure of my belly fat laying on it. And even after washing my jeans, that sad crease is kind of always still there.
- The Fray. When you’re a little bigger around the stomach, but short (I’m 5’4″), jeans can be hard to fit properly. The legs are longer – because if you’re “this” big around, the manufacturer assumes you’re like a mannequin, and perfectly proportioned. This problem creates super long legs, where the hem of the jean drags on the ground, fraying them. I’ve tried to grow vertically to help solve this problem. No luck.
- The Rolling Method. Good luck finding a cute pair of capris – they look like pedal-pushers on a chubby girl. Instead, we just take our super long legged jeans, and roll them up. Although it looks cute, I long for a cute pair of capris that will fit my bulgy belly, my sad, flat rear end, AND my short legs.
- Can’t Suck Enough. Skinny girls can suck in their little belly, and the belly disappears. I know this because I did it when I was thinner. But, for the chubby belly-fat lady, this is a mystical talent that only seems possible with the help of Harry Potter. Sucking in will reduce the size of the Squishy – but not hide it. It’s still there, and I swear, I think it mocks me for even trying.
- Blender Belts. These are belts that look like they were put in a blender at high speed. The holes are stretched out WAY beyond structural integrity, leather is scratched from the gymnastic moves required to get it on, and the clasp is always kind of tilted, because there is ZERO room for leverage or movement. I hate belts, and they hate me.
Maybe next time, I’ll share my detailed, way-too-personal issues with my batwing arms! 😉
What struggles with weight do you experience?
Disco.. Disco parties are fun indeed. That’s why when I got a disco ball to review, I, Clo, knew I couldn’t let that opportunity fall. I grabbed a LED disco light from 1byone. And it’s pretty awesome. So today, as many of you know is Boy’s Day, National Day of Prayer, in addition to CINCO DE MAYO! So a group of us are getting together to celebrate this holiday. We got fajitas, tequila, chips and disco. It’s gonna be rad. I’ve always loved Cinco De Mayo. It’s truly one of the best holidays out. Everyone just comes together to unwind, enjoy the popular Spanish culture and love. We tend to hit the bars and take part in their festivities but I’ll be fun to just relax and have fun.
What are your Cinco De Mayo plans?
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I, Clo, told you this disco ball is pretty awesome. Review to come soon, but for the mean time check out this pretty great video of me testing it out! (Ignore the bedroom scene.. as you can tell I was quite excited) 😉
Love wine? I (Jeni) sure do! This seems like an appropriate wine glass for me! 🙂 This Wine Glass Bottle is hilarious, and so impractical….or IS IT!?
I (Jeni) LOVE these things. In Washington state, I had friends that lived on the beach that separates Canada from Washington. You could literally look across the water, and see Canada. Too cool. So, we would send off these cool Sky Lanterns and it would light up the water between us. Great memories! Now, I need to grab some more and send them off over the Texas sky!
Our wonderful friend at My Unentitled Life has this AMAZING Buffalo Chicken Casserole recipe that I (Clo) am making tonight for dinner! I can’t wait to try this – it looks SUPER yummy and flavorful!
I, Clo, always find nature fascinating. Especially outer space. It’s filled with some amazing things. Such as this for example. So Mercury is expected to make a rare pass between the earth and the sun on May 9. Scientists say this happens around 13 times every 100 years. Mercury will begin its trans-solar journey shortly after 7am Eastern Daylight Time. According to NASA, “The entire 7.5-hour path across the sun will be visible across the Eastern United States…while those in the West can observe the transit in progress after sunrise.” How cool right? Read the full story HERE.
I LOVE science – and Astronomy is a passion of mine. So, whenever NASA does anything, I’m right on it. I love that we get to experience seeing Mercury in our lifetime. I’ll be on the lookout May 9th morning and all day! You can actually track it HERE, so no matter where you are, you’ll be able to see it!
What’s on your mind today? Leave us a comment, and let’s keep the discussion going!